LOLing
@ RJ having this crush on a guy in my Sociology class.. he’s like really tiny and super tan (mexican) and he has a chest piece (6.5 out of 10 he’s hot but way too small for my taste.) Anyways, he’s FINALLY (after what, 5 weeks?) decided to ask him out but to ‘calm his nerves’ took like 3 bars and drank (and is still drinking) passion fruit vodka…
Before we left, I knew it would be a disaster b/c he proceeded to describe to me in WAY TOO MUCH DETAIL about every single cat’s life that he’s ever owned, from birth til’ death. Like grisly, sad stories about how they were the loves of his life and how they passed “way too soon” and detailed descriptions of what he decorated the insides of their coffins with.
Anyways, he went in the classroom with a note that said “Are you gay? Y/N” and he’s been gone for almost 40 min… maybe he’s telling him the cat story? He has possibly passed out. Or he’s slurring his way to true love…
So adorable.
